(Unrequited) Love at first sight

As soon as I turned to page 17 of my freshly-delivered Anthropologie catalog, I knew it. Those flat sandals I had been looking for; my search was over. Alas, this outlet of all things beautiful has yet to get the memo that size 11 girls like beautiful shoes too. They must not believe that we exist, kind of like Bigfoot himself. I am here to tell you we are here and we demand lovely footwear too! Believe me, with feet this size, we need all the help we can get! (Till then, I may just order the 10s and do my best to cram my feet in, a la ugly stepsister. They are just too beautiful for words. Sigh ...)

Gardentop sandals, $78